You Know You're a (Baby) Redneck When...

You must always teach your kids to define themselves and you must give them a sense of self-worth from early on. In an attempt to define the Babiest, the Baby Redneck looks like a very appropriate category. In order to determine if he qualifies as a Baby Redneck, let's look a bit closer, shall we?



A Baby Redneck likes miscellaneous colorful plastic things in the yard...

A Baby Redneck never lets his swim diaper match his rubber stomping boots...

A Baby Redneck accessorizes with a hose pipe and a plastic sprinkler...

Yep, I think we've found the right category. But I'll not let him place any large appliances on my front porch. Without my permission.